35:11-35:12 / 38:31-40:01

Before he makes a noise by knocking somethig over, Dale has another problem in the Extended Version: he needs to urinate and for that matter, he acts anything but calm. At the end, Kurts needs to urinate as well.

Dale: "Oh, fuck, I have to piss.
Kurt: "What?"
Dale: "I have to piss. I'm nervous. I'm sorry."
Kurt: "Go, go, just pee."
Dale: "It's gonna make too much noise."
Kurt: "No, no, just dip your dick into the toilet."
Dale: "Oh, sit down and do it? Okay."
Kurt: "Yeah, yeah."
Dale goes to the back and realizes: "It doesn't reach."
Kurt: "What?"
Dale: "It doesn't reach. Should it reach?"
Kurt: "I mean, I don't know if it's about should, but..."
Dale: "I'll put the seat up."
Kurt: "Yeah, put the seat up and just dip your butt in the bowl."
Dale: "Oh, my God. There we go."
He makes a noise: "Oh, shit, sorry."
Kurt: "Shh! It's okay."
He flushes: "Sorry, I always flush."
Kurt: "It's all right."
Dale: "Okay, I'm just gonna wash my hands."
Kurt: "No. Why are you gonna wash your hands? Why?"
Dale: "I always wash my hands."
Kurt: "You have gloves on."
Dale: "Stuff gets under there."
Kurt: "Fine, just be quiet. Okay, okay."
Dale: "Let me just wash them. I'll feel better."
Kurt: "Oh, my God, Dale, stop. There's literally no element of sneak in anything you're doing."
Dale: "It's gross not to."
Kurt: "I gotta go now too."
Dale: "You gotta go?"
Kurt: "Yeah."
Dale: "Do you golf with the other hand...?"
Kurt whistles and Dale says: "Don't whistle."
Kurt: "I have to. The only way to get this train going."
After making further noises, he flushes as well.
Dale: "Why did you flush?"
Kurt: "It just happens."
Dale: "Why?"
Kurt: "It's a good habit."
Dale: "Shit."
Finally, Kurt opens the trash can next to Dale resp. this is the loud noise which gets the therapy group's attention.

The Theatrical Version contains an alternate take when something gets knocked over, it is Dale's fault.

Extended Version 5.7 sec longer



36:22 / 41:11-41:14

Julia presses Nick on the subject: "Starter penis?"
Nick: "Not the words I would've used, but..."

3.2 sec

38:53 / 43:45-43:58

Longer discussion in the car.

Kurt: "But why little boy? Makes him sound 6."
Dale: "Don't wanna be like, Or the grown man dies."
Kurt: "You're right. No, absolutely."
Dale: "All right, glue stick, and I'm gonna lock this in."
Kurt: "Oh, great, yeah."
Dale: "First draft, final draft, right?"
Kurt: "How about that? Nice job."

13.1 sec

Alternate
42:22-42:36 / 47:27-47:42

Different takes when Kurt asks if the maid was Rex's wife. Only in the Extended Version, he uses his fingers to protect his face and makes a comment about it to Nick. During the rest of the scene, he raises his fingers several times. But then again, he only does his little grass "trick" in the Theatrical Version while ducks in the Extended Version.

Nick: "What do you got going there?"
Kurt: "Finger-flage."

Extended Version 1.6 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

Alternate
43:29-43:32 / 48:36-48:40

Alterate take of Rex entering and asking for his shirts. Only in the Extended Version, he hums a typical Asian melody.

Extended Version 1.5 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

Alternate
44:21-44:28 / 49:29-49:53

Alterate take of Rex answering the phone. Only in the Extended Version, he has a gift for the maid (Kim) resp. he gives her a plunger and she is only supposed to use it at his house.

Rex: "I got you something. That's a good one. That's top of the line. That's like the Cadillac of plungers. That's just for here, though, okay? No taking it home."

Extended Version 16.4 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

Alternate
45:44-45:45 / 51:08-51:10

The Theatrical Version contains an intercut to Kim with the toothbrush up her butt.
The Extended Version sticks to the guys. As a result, one gets to hear Dale ask: "Do you think she's just cleaning?"

Extended Version 0.3 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

48:10 / 53:35-53:39

The end of the shot is longer, more jibber jabber.

Kurt: "What are you worried about?"
Nick: "Let's go."
Dale: "You know, fifty-fifty chance he was here."

4.2 sec

49:59 / 55:28-55:42

Rex is laughing about the guys for a longer period.

Rex: "Thank you. I have not laughed like that in a long time. Oh, my God. Goddamn, that was great. Food for the soul."
Dale: "Good, well, we were just trying to be funny. You know, no harm, no foul, right?"

14.1 sec

50:54 / 56:37-56:43

Another comment of Rex's about the kidnapping plan, refering to a previous additional scene: "It's brilliant. Who came up with that thing about me being a little boy. Beautiful."
Dale: "Thanks."

5.8 sec

Alternate
58:49-58:51 / 64:38-64:53

Different distance shot of the discussion in the parking lot. The reason is the following longer scene in the Extended Version, more talk about Rex.

Dale: "No big deal."
Kurt: "Water under the bridge."
Dale: "We're super friendly with the guy."
Hatcher: "You're very forgiving. Because almost everyone I've talked to thinks he's an asshole."
Dale: "Do they think that?"
Kurt: "I could see that."
Nick: "Strong word. I don't know if I'd use it."

Extended Version 12 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

61:08 / 67:09-67:12

Dale with corresponding gesture: "Get the loose rope. I don't want him to..."
Nick: "We can only hope."

3.4 sec

61:27 / 67:31-67:45

More discussion between the guys.

Dale: "Know what's going on? You're holding a grudge right now. Yes, you do that. You get all tight. You're gonna get cancer."
Nick: "I don't want that."
Dale: "Let the past be the past."
Nick: "We're not in the fucking past. We're in the goddamn present. And you guys..."

14.2 sec

Alternate
62:05-62:07 / 68:23-68:29

Alternate shot at the end of the scene.

The Theatrical Version contains a high-angle shot of the guys and Nick opens the door with the words "Come on!".
The Extended Version shows Kurt instead. He says: "Okay, but hear us out about festering."
Dale agrees and they make a few steps forward: "Like you can't have a conversation."

Extended Version 3.3 sec longer

Theatrical Version	Extended Version

75:48-75:50 / 82:10-82:20

The Extended Version contains more tit for tat before Kurt calls.
Dale: "What's your number?"
Kurt ist böse: "You don't know my phone number?"
Dale: "I don't know my number."
Kurt: "I don't know. I never call myself."
Nick: "I know both of your numbers. Area code 323..."
Kurt: "That's all I need. I got there. Here we go."

In the Theatrical Version, the previous shot of Bert on the bench is longer at the end (no screenshots).

Extended Version 8.4 sec longer

76:42 / 83:12-83:17

At the end of the shot, Kurt also says: "I gotta get that phone back. So many dick pics."
Dale: "Really?"
Kurt: "Yeah, not all mine, though."

5 sec

Alternate
78:52-78:56 / 85:27-85:46

When Julia expresses that she is fond of Dale, the versions differ.

The Theatrical Version instantaneously cuts to Kurt and Nick, then Julia says: "That's you, Dale. My white whale."

In the Extended Version, she adds "Since I was 11 years old". Not until then, we see Nick and Kurt - in an alternate take.
Now the wahle comment, but again: an alternate take has been used. She says it more sensual and Dale responds: "Oh, okay. Well, I appreciate that. I really do. That's sweet, I guess. But, hey, here's an idea. My friend Kurt here loves to plow. And maybe he could jump in for me..."
Kurt: "Absolutely."

Extended Version 15.1 sec longer



81:12 / 88:02-88:07

Julia also says: "And the babies. Look at those babies. Oh, Dale, they look just like you."

4.7 sec

Alternate
85:15-85:21 / 92:10-92:26

Rex's final words to the guys are different.

In the Theatrical Version, he only says "I'm gonna miss you guys."

In Extended Version, he goes into detail: "Dale, we had a lot of laughs. I really appreciate it. I mean, you made me smile. Nick, I want you to smile more. You know? Look at those frown lines. Take a vacation. Lighten up. Kurt, I think I'm gonna miss you the most."
Kurt: "Why?"

Extended Version 9.8 sec longer



87:25 / 94:30-94:33

After Hatcher recognized the guys, he says: "I knew I never said anything about kidnapping."

3.2 sec

92:21 / 99:29-99:32

Before the net tears, Jones says in the Theatrical Version: "I think I'm gonna puke".

In the Extended Version, Jones says: "Bet y'all loving this fence now."
Kurt: "I've come around to the whole fence thing."
Dale: "I would've loved a seat belt too."

With the following question "So what's the next part of the plan, motherfucker?", the versions are back in sync.

Extended Version 2.8 sec longer

96:53-96:55 / 104:04-104:14

In the Extended Version, Nick and Kurt are joking around with Dale.
Dale: "That's good."
Kurt: "They did have to give you a bird's heart."
Dale: "Oh, God."
Nick: "You okay with that?"
Dale: "No."
Nick: "He's kidding. We're kidding."
Dale: "That heart would've been too old for me."

In the Theatrical Version, the previous shot is a little longer at the end (no screenshots).

Extended Version 8.5 sec longer

99:06 / 106:25-106:29

More dialog at the hospital bed.

Dale: "Dropped some charges? Nice.
Kurt: "You're like a little Kevin Costner. You're our bodyguard."

4.2 sec