77:20 / 83:47-85:26

Our trio does not drive on immediately. Instead, they check out the situation (after a tracking shot of the weed plantation). All of a sudden, the owner surprises them. A little chase follows during which they pick up as much weed as possible. Eventually, the guys chasing them crash.

John: "How far are we?"
Samantha: "I'd say we're about an hour outside the city."
Ted: "Fantastic. So I'm one hour away from being a real person."
Someone with a shotgun approaches in a jeep: "Hey! Who the fuck are you? This is private property! Get the fuck out of the car!"
John: "Shit! Go, go, go!"
While going at full tilt across the plantation, he keeps apologizing: "Oh, God, I'm sorry! So sorry, pot!"
Suddenly, they lean out of the window and grab some of the valuable plants.
Samantha: "What are you doing?"
John: "Saving the day!
After a few more meters, John realizes: "There's the road! That way! Go! You gotta move! They're right on our ass!"
Samantha: "I'm moving!
Meanwhile, the driver of the jeep notices that the passenger (shooter) has an erection: "What the fuck, man!"
Beifahrer: "What?"
Fahrer: "Are you hard?"
Beifahrer: "Yeah! This shit makes me hard!"
Recently afterwards, they reach a crossroads and when the guys after them get there, they get hit by a truck.
John and Ted at the same time: "Whoa! Holy shit!"
Samantha: "Oh, my God! Are they okay?"
A huge explosion follows and Ted says: "They're fine. They look happy. They're waving at us. They're giving us the thumbs-up."

98.8 sec (= 1:39 min)

78:27 / 86:33-86:45

A little conversation about New Yorkers in the car.

Samantha: "I love New York.
John: "Yeah, there's no bullshit with these people."
Ted: "Yeah, you always know who you're dealing with in New York."
He leans out: "Hello, Jews!"
A huge number of people say hello back.

12.3 sec

85:25-85:27 / 93:43-95:44

While the following shot of Ted from behind starts earlier in the Theatrical Version (no screenshots), he makes another experience at Comic Con in the Extended Version: he witnesses the guest appearance by David Hasselhoff and K.I.T.T. The latter turns out to be an emotional wreck.

Ted goes to the next room where a fan wants to know: "Yeah, I have a question for David Hasselhoff. Yes, sir. Did you find it difficult as an actor playing opposite a car?"
Hasselhoff: "You know, that is a very good question. As an actor, you rely on subtle facial changes and cues from your co-stars. You don't get that with a car. But after a while you get used to it. It becomes the norm."
Fan: "Thank you."
Ted grabs the mic: "Uh, yeah, excuse me. I have a question. Exactly how many beers did you have before you got naked with that hamburger?"
Hasselhoff: "You know, buddy, we all make mistakes. That was a long time ago and I'm a different guy now."
K.I.T.T. speaks up: "Can I just jump in here for a second? You're a real scumbag for asking that question."
Ted: "What? It's a fair question."
K.I.T.T.: "No, let me tell you something about this man..."
Hasselhoff tries to calm K.I.T.T. down: "K.I.T.T., it's all right. Just let it go."
K.I.T.T.: "No, I want him to hear this. Let me tell you something. After the show ended, I got nothing but shit work. I was playing snowplows, tractors. I was even cast as a lawn mower. That was a real low point. And this man sitting next to me, at this very low point in my life, wrote me a check..."
Hasselhoff: "Aw, come on, pal."
K.I.T.T.: "No, no, I want everyone to hear this! Because you are a good man, David Hasselhoff. You are a good man. You saved me with your generosity. You are the most... Oh, God. I'm s... I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional. I just love you, buddy. I just love you so much. I love you so much. Oh, God."
Hasselhoff gets sentimental as well after K.I.T.T. kind of cried through his windshield wipers: "I love you too, pal. I really do. I love you."
Ted keeps pressing Hasselhoff "So, like, 25 beers or what?"
K.I.T.T.: "You piece of shit! Get out of here!"
Ted: "Whoa, man! What the fuck!"
K.I.T.T.: "You are not fit to breathe the same air as this man!"
Hasselhoff: "K.I.T.T., he's not worth it!"
K.I.T.T.: "Get out of here!"
Ted: "What? He's a celebrity. His personal life is our business."
K.I.T.T.: "Get the fuck out, you piece of dog shit! I will run you down like roadkill!"
Ted: "I don't have to take this shit from a fucking Pontiac."
K.I.T.T. attacks: "Get out! Get the fuck out!"
Ted: "You're a psycho, dude. Seriously. You're a psycho. Get some therapy."
K.I.T.T.: "Get out!"
Ted at the door: "Crazy son of a bitch. Jesus Christ."
During these last words, one gets to see Donnie dressed up as a turtle approaching from behind.

Extended Version 118.9 sec (= 1:59 min) länger