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The TV version starts with the note that the picture format and content have been adapted for broadcasting.

TV: 6 sec.


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Wyatt and Gary watch the beginning of Frankenstein with Boris Karloff. Neither of them finds the film particularly frightening.


Wyatt: "You know, this isn't very scary, Gary. I Spit on Your Grave is scary. This is, um... It's very mild. It's timid, you know. The old stuff is more funny than scary. I believe the word is camp. It's campy."
Gary: "You ever see Dawn of the Dead? Dawn of the Dead scared me. It really scared me. I slept with my parents for a week, OK? I had to call my grandmother in the night to discuss my childhoof with her for three hours. I was really petrified."

They continue watching the film on a smaller screen in the kitchen while they prepare popcorn.

Gary: "That would've been so much cooler if Dr. Frankenstein had made a girl. Don't burn the butter, alright? Ticks me off. I mean... I personally would've made a girl, you know."
Wyatt: "They did make a girl, "The Bride of Frankenstein. I think it was released in 35."
Gary: "It was 34, alright? She was a scag, Wyatt, she had, like, electric hair."
Wyatt: "If they made her beautiful, she wouldn't go out with the monster."
Gary: "That's a good point.

TV: 1:37 min.

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Dialogue censorship. In the TV version, "shit" became "zilch".

TV:

Gary: "They never let you do zilch before."


TC:

Gary: "They never let you do shit before."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Oh, no!"

TC:

Gary: "Oh, shit!"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Wyatt: "If I don't, he beats the stuff out of me."

TC:

Wyatt: "If I don't, he beats the shit out of me."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "But why do you put up with his bull?"

TC:

Gary: "But why do you put up with his putz?"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb."

TC:

Gary: Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

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In the TV version, a part of the simulation is missing as the brain of Lisa is fixed. Probably because the word "dipshit" appears on the screen.

KF: 7 sec.


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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "I can't believe this stuff."

TC:

Gary: "I can't believe this shit."

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In the TV version, the scene in which the computer is fed with data from the Playboy clips is missing.

TC: 8 sec.


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In the TV version, the TV screen on which several naked women appear was blurred.

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The image section was adjusted so that the screen with the naked women is not visible.

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Wyatt: "Oh, shoot!"

TC:

Wyatt: "Oh, shit!"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Oh, damn!"

TC:

Gary: "Oh, shit!"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Oh, my gosh! Oh no!"

TC:

Gary: "Oh, my god! Oh shit!"

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Dialogue censorship. Wyatt's "Son of a Bitch" has been removed from the audio track.

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Holy cow! Whose stuff is this?"

TC:

Gary: "Holy shit! Whose stuff is this?"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Wyatt: "Oh, no."
Gary: "Holy...!

TC:

Wyatt: "Oh, shit"
Gary: "Holy shit!

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Wyatt: "She kicked him in the guts."

TC:

Wyatt: "She kicked him in the nuts."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Wyatt: "Well, doggone!"

TC:

Wyatt: "Well, goddamn!"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Guy from the bar: "What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a muchacha like this, huh?"

TC:

Guy from the bar: "What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh?"

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Guy from the bar: "No shaft."

TC:

Guy from the bar: "No shit."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "She's into muchachos, Dino."
Guy from the bar: "She's into muchachos!"

TC:

Gary: "She's into malakas, Dino."
Guy from the bar: "She's into malakas!"

Picture for clarification:

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade witch."

TC:

Gary: "Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "And what did it to me was these big bosoms she had."

TC:

Gary: "And what did it to me was these big titties she had."

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Dialogue censorship.

TV:

Gary: "She wouldn't have had to worry about no bosoms for the rest of her life."

TC:

Gary: "She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life."

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Dialogue censorship. Gary's "Goddamn" was removed from the soundtrack.

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