Comparison between the theatrical version (PG-13) and the uncensored director's cut, both by Universal.


The uncensored director's cut does only to a limited extent live up to its name. The language has some more sexual content and the are only minimal scene extensions. Furthermore, the film is only 40 seconds longer in the unrated version. The remaining 1:20 minutes are outtakes which are found in between the end of the film and the credits.

Concerning the additional scenes of the unrated version, it is striking that their picture quality is noticeably worse than it is with the rest of the film.
The name of 'Papa' Klump is different in the subtitles of both version. In the PG-13, the name "Clesius" is used, while he is called "Cletus" in the subtitles of the unrated version. It is difficult to make out, but the name probably is pronounced "Cletus" in both versions.


11 scenes which are longer in the unrated version
4 scenes containing alternative picture and/or audio footage, which are also longer in the unrated version
1 scene containing alternative audio footage, no difference in time
1 scene which is longer in the PG-13 version
= 124 sec. or 2 min. 4 sec.

There are a few framecuts in the unrated version, which add up to about 2 sec.. Accordingly, the amount of the cuts does not correspond with the run time difference exactly.

Index of time: PG-13 / Unrated

0:00/0:00-0:05
Before the fade-in of the Universal Intro, a sign was inserted in the unrated version.
5,2 Sek.

4:49/4:54-4:56
During Sherman's dream: Buddy Love points to Sherman and says: "Now that boy could use some ass freshener."
2.34 sec.

24:36/24:43-30:03
Under Buddy's influence, Sherman tells Denise more indecencies. At this, he moves his hips.
Sherman: "And I'd like to come up there and take my crotch puppet to the midnight show at Fuzzy's if you let me."
The Mariachis sing: "Take a puppet to Fuzzy's."
7.4 sec.

28:24/28:38-28:46
In the unrated version, when Anna talks to Cletus about his impotence problem and Viagra, Cletus adds one word.
Cletus: "Let it happen naturally-- organically."
His wife replies "Good night" but Cletus continues: "I don't want no chemically erection. That's what you want?"
7.74 sec.

35:35-/35:56-
The PG-13 version contains a short cut-away to Denise. Grandma's following sentence slightly differs in both versions. Additionally, the unrated version is a bit longer.
PG-13: "From time to time, I have fantasies about Stone Phillips from NBC."
Unrated: "From time to time, I have wet dream fantasies about Stone Phillips from NBC."
0.93 sec.

PG-13	Unrated

35:53/36:16-36:17
The unrated version contains a cut-away to Grandma. Furthermore, she says something different in both versions.
PG-13: "And I stand on this ladder, Stone Phillips get a little peek of heaven I got up my skirt."
Unrated: "And I stand on this ladder, with no panties on, and Stone Phillips is lookin' up at the little piece of heaven I got up my skirt."
1.43 sec.

35:56/36:20
Denise is on screen minimally longer.
0.33 sec.

48:50/49:14
When Cletus furiously leaves the beauty parlour, he shouts something different in both versions.
PG-13: "Her husband ain't nothing but a big ol' pile of worthless crap."
Unrated: "My husband ain't nothing but a big wortless pile of shit."
No difference in time

PG-13	Unrated

54:04/54:29-54:30
In the unrated version, one can longer see the dog mounting the other one. Buddy watches them and barks.
1.43 sec.

1:08:45-1:08:53/1:09:11-1:09:17
In Grandma's dream, Buddy sits in the whirlpool and Grandma emerges from between his legs. At this point, the PG-13 version is longer. One can see Grandma smiling.
+1.3 sec.

PG-13	Unrated

1:08:59/1:09:24-1:09:25
In the unrated version, Grandma is on screen longer while she submerges again.
0.47 sec.

1:09:49/1:10:14-1:10:17
When the naked Grandma stands in front of Buddy, one sees him looking very sick. Then she says: "Oh! You got me wetter than a Slip-N-Slide."
2.74 sec.

1:10:31/1:10:59-1:11:03
In the unrated version, when Grandma kisses Buddy, the beginning of the scene is longer. Grandma Klump sticks out her tongue and starts kissing Buddy.
3,67 Sek.

1:14:56/1:15:28
In the unrated version, one can see the rejuvenated hamster mounting the other one some longer.
0.47 sec.

1:16:36-1:16:38/1:17:07-1:17:09
When Dean Richmond is being raped by the giant hamster, different footage was used in the first scene. In the unrated version, the hamster puts his paws around Richmond. The unrated version runs four frames longer.
0,13 Sek.

PG-13	Unrated

1:16:40/1:17:12-1:17:15
Another cut-away to Richmond was inserted. He hamster caresses him.
2,84 Sek.

1:16:43-1:17:02/1:17:17-1:14:41
The Klump's conversation, watching the events on TV, takes a different course in both versions.

PG-13

Grandma: "Somebody need to take Isaac's pressure."
Anna: "Oh, what's wrong with this?"
Grandma: "Something like that will ruin a man. That's too much excitement for my baby. Turn the channel."
Anna: "I can't even turn."
Grandma: "That's nasty."
Cletus: "That's what that is."
Anna: "Turn the baby's eyes. And he don't need to know what it is, Mama."
Ernie: "Now, was that supposed to happen?"

Unrated

Grandma: "That's sodomy. That's pure sodomy."
Anna: "Cover the baby's eyes."
Cletus: "That's what that is, all right."
Anna: "He don't need to know what it is, Momma."
Grandma: "Something like that will ruin a man."
Anna: "Oh what's wrong with this?"
Grandma: "Isaac don't look right. That's too much excitement for my baby. Turn the channel."
Anna: "You got to change the batteries."
Cletus: "What am I, the janitor in this motherfuckin'-- You all better get off my case."
Ernie: "Now, was that supposed to happen?"

4.14 sec.

PG-13	Unrated

Run time difference of the feature film = 39.96 sec.

1:39:12-1:40:39/1:39:50-1:42:41
Before the credits, the unrated versions shows more outtakes than the PG-13 version.
84 sec.