Unrated: 01:10.10 Min. w/o end credits
Theatrical: 01:08.19 Min. w/o end credits
Date Movie is another spoof, this time parodying movies like "Meet the Fockers", "Hitch", "My big fat greek wedding", "Wedding Planner" or "Bridget Jones". It has some nice laughs but all in all it's not really worth its money. The Unrated DVD adds some extra material and uncensored speech but it has no consequences for the movie's quality.
Comparison between DVD: Kinowelt (=PG-13) and
DVD: Kinowelt "unzensierte Fassung" (=Unrated)
14 Cuts = 126 seconds NTSC (2min 6sec) (time of all cuts summed up)
20th Century Fox logo
Time Unrated: 13.10
Time Theatrical: 12.58
Grant stands in front of an ocean background. The host talks about him having a 12 inch cock, whereon Grant shows an actual cock. Finally the background is moved away and Grant joins the ladies.
Grant stands in front of a desert background, while a lion's tail waggles in front of his crotch. The host points out, that he gets a lot of tail. Again, the background is moved away and Grant joins the ladies
Longer shot of Julia's face.
The cat spends much more time on the toilet. Cuts to Grant and Julia's family. After rolling up some toilet paper, the cat wipes its butt and sniffs at the toilet paper.
After flushing and lighting a match, the cat finally sprays some air freshener.
After kicking the wizard in the crotch, the hobbits say, that they are going to get wine coolers and hookers.
Time Unrated: 27.18
Time Theatrical: 26.30
Julia's father pronounces Grant's surname "Fockyerdoder".
Instead of Julia's father pronouncing Grant's surname, there is another cut to Grant's face.
Julia shows the boy two more cards, who answers them correctly, too.
Time Unrated: 33.10
Time Theatrical: 31.56
"...thinking about the honeymoon makes my sack all quivery and shit"
"...thinking about the honeymoon makes me like really horny."
Roz shows Linda a few tricks, to "spice things up again".
Jell-O, the wedding planner, pronounces Grant's surname while welcoming them.
Time Unrated: 37.17
Time Theatrical: 35.32
Andy's introduction is more allusive. The different cuts are longer.
Andy's introduction is less offensive. The cuts are shorter.
Time Unrated: 37.58
Time Theatrical: 36.13
Closeup of Andy's butt.
Long shot of Andy and the Rolls Royce.
The car wash scene was extended.