[00:33:58][00:35:20]

The TV version is missing the end of the shot where Stephanie gives the truck driver the middle finger.

Theatrical Version: 2 sec


[00:34:01][00:35:21]

Also removed was the follow up shot with Stephanie's middle finger raised.

Theatrical Version: 1 sec


[00:35:05][00:36:25]

In the Theatrical Version, Frank is seen earlier walking down the street.

In the TV version, Frank's inner monologue begins earlier. He is seen riding a car scooter while trying to clear his head. Then in an aerobic class, after which he runs through the ladies shower, lost in thought. The women in the background start to scream. In the following scenes as Frank walks down the street, the monologue differs.

Frank: "The attempt on Nordbergs life left me shaken and disturbed. I tried to relax the best way I do how. Questions kept buzzing around my head. Like a bee in a hamburger (?) full of honey. What had Nordberg doing at the docks? What was he trying to tell me? And would I ever be able to talk to my good friend again. The incident at the hospital set Nordberg into a coma. The doctors will do everything they could, but his chances weren't good. And all the questions kept coming up. Over and over again. Like bubbles in the case of club soda. Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof but somehow I didn't quite trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records. And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? Or did anyone know? Somebody must have known, besids myself because I know, I didn't do it. Of course I can't prove that, which could make this thougher than I thought. Who was this character in the hospital. Why was he trying to kill Nordberg and for whom? And where the hell was I?"

For comparison, the full monologue from the Theatrical Version.

Frank: "The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed. And all the questions kept coming up. Over and over again. Like bubbles in the case of club soda. Who was this character in the hospital. Why was he trying to kill Nordberg and for whom? Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof but somehow I didn't quite trust him, either. Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records. And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? And where the hell was I?"

Theatrical Version: 2 sec.
TV: 48 sec.


[00:44:30][00:46:35]

In the Theatrical Version, after Frank opens the door to Ludwig's office with the American Express credit card, he walks into the room and looks around. He searches Ludwig's desk and finds a bingo card. Accurately, he puts Ludwig's chair back in the right position.

In the TV version, the scene is much longer with alternate footage. Frank walks into the room and looks around, the camera pans through Ludwig's office showing a fox skin on the floor. Frank searches through a dresser and then goes to Ludwig's desk. There he discovers a bingo card. Accurately, he puts Ludwig's chair back in the right position. In doing so, he keeps walking with the fox fur snagged on his pants. Frank continues walking until he notices the fur and wildly wriggles trying to get the fur off his pants.

As he stands in front of the screens, the two versions run in parallel again.

Theatrical Version: 39 sec.
TV: 1:42 min.


[00:46:40][00:49:47]

Theatrical Version cuts to Frank briefly as he sees Ludwig coming up on the screen.

The TV version shows him trying to escape the fire in a panic, a hatch of the electric piano opens as he does so.

Theatrical Version: 1 sec
TV: 7 sec.


[00:46:44][00:49:56]

After Ludwig is seen on the screen, Frank is briefly seen in the burning room.

He climbs out of the window and shimmies along the wall of the building, passing various unclothed statues. A woman who happens to be looking out the window is frightened as Frank clings to a stone penis to avoid falling into the depths. He shimmies upwards and falls into the room of the woman with the stone penis in her hand. She begins to scream in panic.

In the TV version, Frank staggers longer through the burning room and briefly gets stuck in the alcohol shelf, whose door also goes up and down. On the monitor, you can see the elevator door closing. Frank gets out of the window.

Theatrical Version: 1:26 min
TV: 22 sec.


[00:48:14][00:50:21]

In the Theatrical Version, the Mayor addresses Frank about the crimes he committed. The latter justifies himself by saying that he has found proof that Ludwig wants to kill the Queen.

Mayoress: "Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo. What the hell were you doing there in the first place?"
Frank: "Yes, yes, I know. I'm sorry about that your Honor, be we have reason to belive that Vincent Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen."

The TV version shows alternative shot instead. The reference to sexual harassment with the stone penis has also been removed.

Mayor: "Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson. What the hell were you doing there in the first place?"
Frank: "Yes, yes, I know. I'm sorry about that your Honor, be we have reason to belive that Vincent Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen."

Theatrical Version: 15 sec.
TV: 14 sec.


[00:49:09][00:51:16]

When Frank talks about shooting a man in the park, his dialogue was changed in the TV version.

Theatrical Version:

Frank: "When I see five weirdoes dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards."

TV:

Frank: "When I see five weirdoes dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the weirdos."

No time difference.


[00:49:35][00:51:41]

After Frank and Ed leave the mayor's office, a new scene follows in the TV version. Ludwig walks around his office destroyed by fire and orders one of his men to kill Frank. The man tries to hold the broken off head of a glass swan back to his body. At the end of the scene, however, it falls to the ground.

Ludwig: "Did I ask what you're trying to do?"
Man: "No, Mr. Ludwig."
Ludwig: "I want you to get this pig where he breathes. I want you to find this nancy boy, Frank Drebin. I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground."

TV: 24 sec


[00:52:43][00:55:11]

In the Theatrical Version, the man walks down the aisle in the slaughterhouse.

The TV version begins with a shot of the man walking into the slaughterhouse. He walks down the hallway and looks into the basin. Frank is also running into the slaughterhouse. He is holding his nose.

Theatrical Version: 3 sec
TV: 19 sec.


[00:53:10][00:55:54]

Frank and the man fight longer in the slaughterhouse. Frank, in particular, takes a few blows.

TV: 24 sec