Comparison between the Theatrical Version (PG-13) and the Unrated Extended Version. Both are on the 20th Century Fox US-DVD.
„Vampires Suck“ is a spoof of the Twilight movies. Teenager Becca moves to her father into a new town and falls in love with mysterious Edward, who reveals himself as a vampire. But she also got feelings for her childhood friend Jacob.
Rather mediocre comedy. The first half is quite entertaining with a few good gags, if niveau is not that important, but then the movies slows down and becomes pretty though till the end.
There are no big surprises in the Unrated Version. A few new scenes and alternative takes with more raunchy gags and because of that the Unrated is the version to go. But in the end there's no big improvement over the Theatrical Version.
PG-13: 82:04 min. (NTSC)
Unrated: 83:40 min. (NTSC)
Becca walks through the fountain to reach Edward.
One of the guys shouts "Hey, party in the fountain!"
Some of the girls get rid of their gowns and jump into the fountain in their bikinis. The fountain lever is switched to „Jello“ and a wild catfight starts. Even Becca fights with some of the girls.
The vampire girl uses some sun lotion and another vampire drinks blood out of a bottle.
Edward takes his shirt off and after that a cut to Daro.
Only Edward can be seen.
Edward takes his shirt off.
Here are the scenes with the vampire girl, who uses some sun lotion and the blood drinking vampire.
Cut to Frank.
Frank: "Oh, that's a special edition feel-real dolly. I warm it up in the tub first so it's not creepy."
Then a cut to the sex doll and finally to Becca with a critical gaze.
The PG-13 version shows only the sex doll in underwear.
Jacob: "Excuse me. I gotta take a leak."
Jacob walks to a fire hydrant and takes a leak.
Jacob: "I guess my body is just going through some changes."
Alternate take of Jennifer.
Jennifer: "I just hope I'm able to poop again soon."
Jennifer: "I still can't ride a bicycle."
Alternate take of Rosalyn.
Rosalyn: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Rosalyn: "Are you a natural redhead?"
After that the fisherman can be seen earlier.
Alternate take of Becca, after Edward said, that he wants to eat her.
Becca: "That's cool. Most guys aren't into that."
In the PG-13 version Becca bites on her lip.
Becca gets a parental advice.
Frank: "My advice get yourself some of those big, juicy onion-butt implants. Fix your hair up pretty like Beyoncé and, who knows, honey, maybe a black guy will do you."
Becca nods embarrassed.
In the PG-13 version she strokes through her hair.
One sentence of Frank is missing in the PG-13 version.
Frank: "We're gonna get busy."
During the flight over the scenery Beccas Voice Over is missing in the Unrated Version.
Becca: "Whether it really happened or I was just tripping out, I figured the more crazy shit I did, the better chance I'd have of seeing Edward again."
Alternate take of Becca.
Becca: "As opposed to how I feel about Edward, which is all passion, lust, complete forbidden fruit stuff. I mean, with him, it's all about my pussy."
Becca: "As opposed to how I feel about Edward, which is all passion, lust, complete forbidden fruit stuff. I mean, with him, it's all about my vagina."
The events from the beginning can be seen in fast motion.
In the PG-13 version the scenes at the fountain are missing. The other scenes have been edited differently.
Daro implys oral sex and Edward shakes his head.
Daro does a raunchy gesture.
Daro nods bored with his head.