Comparison between the cut UK television broadcast on itv2 (23th April 2022 - 7.25 pm) and the uncut US Blu-ray by Sony A closer look reveals that even more scenes were cut and reducing it to this one short line of dialogue feels a bit like clickbait after all. There are also quite a few bits of violence or further dialogues with swearwords missing. Curiously, the shots in which you can see Kirsten Dunst's wet breasts have also been zoomed in. The homophobic commentary is thus only a relatively small one of really many censorship adjustments made to the film. Here you get a colorful mix of the full range of cuts with very different intentions. This is what you find on television all over the world, especially at earlier broadcasting times during the day. In German-speaking countries alone, there are at least three different versions of Spider-Man edited for TV broadcasts during daytime which we reported on our German site. In In the UK, quasi-harmless films such as Ghostbusters have also often attracted attention with TV censors. The fact that, among other things, an offensive commentary by Peter was removed here is, on the whole, simply business as usual on the "old" medium of regular television. The same applies, by the way, to quite a few missing moments around the particularly frequent commercial breaks, where the British broadcaster radically got rid of a few seconds each time. Not cool.
Runtimes are arranged according to 12:01 / 12:34-12:37
With the first commercial break, an exterior shot of the Parkers' house went missing. Ben says here: "And the Lord said , Let there be light." Note: Only cut on the 4/23/22 rebroadcast. The 4/18/22 broadcast had this moment intact, while the remaining censorship changes were exactly the same. 2.7 sec
The shot of the DNA string in the 14th/15th minute is strangely slowed down a bit and its last frames are missing.
16:22 / 17:09-17:12 A close-up of Norman twitching and a cut to Stomm. 2.6 sec
16:47 / 17:38-17:41 Another close-up of the angry Norman and one of Stromm in a choke hold. 3 sec
30:28 / 31:57-31:59 Another commercial break: The effect of newspaper pages flipping into the picture on the left is suppressed here. Note: Only cut on the 4/23/22 rebroadcast. The 4/18/22 broadcast had this moment intact, while the remaining censorship changes were exactly the same. 2 sec
38:41 / 40:33-40:35 Peter further ridicules his opponent Bonesaw: "(That's a cute outfit.) Did your husband give it to you?" 1.5 sec
38:52 / 40:46-40:51 Bonesaw hits the chair on Peter's head as well as on his back. 4.6 sec
38:52 / 40:51-40:53 After a short cut to cheering girls was included, Bonesaw knocks the chair on Peter's back again. itv starts again shortly after the hit. 1.4 sec
39:10 / 41:11-41:15 Peter kicks Bonesaw in the face several times. 3.7 sec
40:20 / 42:28-42:29 The thief hits the manager one more time. 0.8 sec
40:54 / 43:04-43:11 Next commercial break: Again, there is a smooth transition from Peter in the hallway to the scene on the street. Note: Only cut on the 4/23/22 rebroadcast. The 4/18/22 broadcast had this moment intact, while the remaining censorship changes were exactly the same. 6.7 sec
45:16 / 47:44-47:49 Peter drags the thief around longer and rams his head through two panes of glass. 5.1 sec
65:43 / 69:09-69:13 The Goblin rams Spider-Man's head into the glass. In a close shot Spider-Man gives him a blow to the head. 3.4 sec
67:16 / 70:50-70:51 And commercials again: Before MJ calls Harry, she is seen for an insignificant moment longer. Note: Only cut on the 4/23/22 rebroadcast. The 4/18/22 broadcast had this moment intact, while the remaining censorship changes were exactly the same. 1.1 sec 76:03 / 80:00-80:02 MJ kicks an attacker between the legs and is attacked from behind. 1.4 sec
76:11 / 80:10-80:11 Interesting: The shot of MJ starts a bit earlier and thus you can clearly see her nipples shining through under the wet dress. 1.2 sec
Zoom 76:11-76:13 / 80:11-80:13 In addition, the rest of the shot is zoomed so that the breasts are out of the picture at the bottom. So here it clearly reveals that itv simply thought the shot was really too revealing and needed to be tamed down.
Same story about 20 sec later when MJ turns around.
80:55 / 85:08-85:14 Finally, another advertising break: The Goblin disappears a bit longer in the fire and turns back into Norman. Quite annoying that such nice transition effects were simply cut out for time. Note: Only cut on the 4/23/22 rebroadcast. The 4/18/22 broadcast had this moment intact, while the remaining censorship changes were exactly the same. 5.7 sec
99:28 / 104:34-104:35 The Goblin is mobbed by people a little longer. A woman comments: "Yeah , kick your ass!" 1 sec
Note: "I got something for your ass!" can be heard uncensored on itv2 shortly thereafter. 100:35 / 105:46-105:51 Spider-Man gets a knee blow to the head from the Goblin and a punch afterwards. 5.6 sec
100:42 / 105:58-106:03 The Goblin punches Spider-Man three more times in the face. He takes a fourth swing. 4.7 sec
100:59 / 106:21-106:24 Another kick in the face. Spider-Man staggers around a bit. 3.1 sec
101:17 / 106:43-106:47 The Goblin threatens: "(...your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless.) But now that you've really pissed me off (I'm gonna finish her nice and slow.)" 3.6 sec
102:17 / 107:51-107:55 Peter punches the goblin several more times in the face. 4.7 sec
The credits are in principle included completely, but they are played faster. In addition, itv2 has still discreetly pointed out high-quality titles in the further program.
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