Release: Jan 27, 2016 - Author: HuZim MayXX - Translator: HuZim MayXX
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Compared were the cut ion TV-airing from the 9th of June 2013 with the uncut Unrated Version, on which the TV-airing was based upon.
There are 10 cuts with a total length of 12.55 seconds. The audiotrack has been altered on 42 occasions. Time designations refer to the uncut version. Interestingly, ion aired the movie in Open-Matte.
0:00:00
The usual titlecard appears.
0:02:58 Machine Gun Joe cusses differently. UNRATED: I got you now, motherfucker. TV-14LV: I got you now, motherfreaker.
0:03:01 The TV-airing omits Frankenstein's "Mark."
0:03:05 Machine Gun Joe's cussing is removed from the audio track. Machine Gun Joe: Shit!
0:03:07 Machine Gun Joe says "Freak!" instead of "Fuck!"
0:08:12 Ross' cussing is omitted. Ross: Shit.
0:08:16 A little addition to Ross' sentence is removed. Ross: Rubber bullets, the assholes.
0:14:14 To remove the nudity, Mr. Ulrich can be seen longer and the shot on Jensen is zoomed in.
0:16:41 Grimm talks differently about Hennessey. UNRATED: Here goes the baddest ass in the yard. TV-14LV: Here goes the baddest piece in the yard.
0:17:09 Gunner finds a different term for the stuff they're eating- UNRATED: Alright, is it my imagination, or is this shit getting worse? TV-14LV: Alright, is it my imagination, or is this stuff getting worse?
0:17:16 Gunner uses a milder expression. UNRATED: Man, how do you fuck up oatmeal? TV-14LV: Man, how do you mess up oatmeal?
0:18:11 Machine Gun Joe uses a different word ending with "ck". UNRATED: Let's get the fuck out of here, man. TV-14LV: Let's get the heck out of here, man.
0:29:26 Gunner's wish is slightly different. UNRATED: I'd like a big tittied girl lick peanut butter off of my toes. TV-14LV: I'd like a big sexy girl lick peanut butter off of my toes.
0:29:47 The TV-airing omits Gunner's response. Lists: Actually, it's 'cause he goes through them so fast, the audience gets squeamish. Gunner: Yeah, he goes through them. Through their ass. 2 seconds
0:31:39 A "fuck" becomes a "freak". UNRATED: Cause you about the ugliest motherfucker in this prison, yo. TV-14LV: Cause you about the ugliest motherfreaker in this prison, yo.
0:34:39 Machine Gun Joe says "Idiot." instead of "Asshole."
0:42:33 When Machine Gun Joe's Navigator wants to cuss, the audiotrack is muted - even though he isn't able to finish. Navigator: Hey, just leave that motherfu
0:45:15 Grimm insults Joe. Grimm: Fuck you, puto! Fuck you! 2.04 seconds
0:45:51 Grimm insults Joe's mother. Grimm: Your mother's a puta, motherfucker! 2.25 seconds
0:45:55 The old switcheroo. UNRATED: What the fuck? TV-14LV: What the freak?
0:46:54 Same. UNRATED: I'm the fucking Reaper, baby. TV-14LV: I'm the freaking Reaper, baby.
0:46:59 Still same. UNRATED: You can fucking shoot me, but you just can't motherfucking kill me! TV-14LV: You can freaking shoot me, but you just can't motherfreaking kill me!
0:47:03 While the TV-airing shows a couple of frames of Grimm's bursting head, it is cut short. 0.13 seconds (3 frames)
0:47:11 The instant-replay is shorter, showing only the first frame of Grimm's bursting head. 0.88 seconds
0:47:43 Jensen cusses. Jensen: Fuck! Case: It's jammed. 0.96 seconds
0:49:03 Two mechanics are getting shot. 0.79 seconds
0:49:42 Joe doesn't say "fuck". Not sure what he says.
0:49:49 Colt insults Jensen differently. UNRATED: Remember me, motherfucker? TV-14LV: Remember me, monkey lover?
0:50:56 Two changes for the price of one. UNRATED: Case: Merry Christmas, asshole! Colt: Oh, shit! TV-14LV: Case: Merry Christmas, psycho! Colt: Oh, shoot!
0:54:18 A "fuck" becomes a different word ending with "ck". UNRATED: Go fuck yourself. TV-14LV: Go suck yourself.
0:57:31 Coach says "Bullcrap" instead of "Bullshit".
0:57:51 Same.
0:58:09 Now it's Jensen's turn. UNRATED: What would you say to that bullshit? TV-14LV: What would you say to that bullcrap?
1:00:27 Gunner cusses again. UNRATED: Guy can't grind for shit. TV-14LV: Guy can't grind for spit.
1:02:03 Another switcheroo. UNRATED: You little fuck. TV-14LV: You little freak.
1:03:36 Pachenko says "Do it." instead of "Fuck you."
1:10:06 Case's cuss is removed. Case: Fuck!
1:12:10 Joe cusses differently. UNRATED: Man, get the fuck out of my car. TV-14LV: Man, get the heck out of my car.
1:12:13 Joe repeats himself. UNRATED: I said, get the fuck out of my car. TV-14LV: I said, get the heck out of my car.
1:16:05 14K's last words are omitted. 14K: Fuck me. 1.04 seconds
1:19:19 Jensen cusses. UNRATED: Sick, fucked up guy that he is. TV-14LV: Sick, messed up guy that he is.
1:21:14 Joe says something different. UNRATED: What is this shit, man? TV-14LV: The heck is she talking about?
1:22:32 Coach and Jensen watch the recording of Grimm's death, again with the altered audiotrack.
1:23:54 Joe cooks again. UNRATED: I'm gonna win this race, 'cause I want out of this shithole. TV-14LV: I'm gonna win this race, 'cause I want out of this stewhole.(?)
1:24:29 The old switcheroo. UNRATED: From here on out, you stay the fuck out of my pit. TV-14LV: From here on out, you stay the heck out of my pit.
1:24:58 Most of Grimm's death is removed yet again. 0.29 seconds (7 frames)
1:29:39 Case cusses. Case: Shit.
1:31:49 Joe talks about stuff. UNRATED: That shit don't work twice, playboy! TV-14LV: That stuff don't work twice, playboy!
1:31:59 Case says "Shoot." instead of "Shit."
1:33:55 Hennessey cusses differently. UNRATED: Shut the fucking computers down! TV-14LV: Shut the freaking computers down!
1:34:29 Hennessey insults Jensen. Hennessey: Ok, cocksucker. 2,17 Sekunden
1:34:31 Foul language got milder again. UNRATED: Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk. TV-14LV: Mess with me, and we'll see who dumps on the sidewalk.
1:34:41 Coach cusses. UNRATED: Nobody fucks with my car. TV-14LV: Nobody messes with my car.
1:44:50 The TV-airing shows the Universal logo before the entire credits speedrun during a 20 second promo for the follow up program. |