There were times where it felt like every single US comedy flick got a longer Unrated Version for home theaters. Nowadays, this is rarely the case. An exception is the solid and quite vulgar Dirty Grandpa starring Zac Efron aand Robert De Niro. The Unrated is approx. 7.5 minutes longer but the additional footage does not make that comedy actually better. Yes, there is more vulgarity in the dialogs but there is also more stupidity. The prison scenes illustrates that perfectly. There is no additional nudity by the way which is rather rare when it comes to an Unrated Version of a US comedy.
Compared are the Theatrical Version and the Unrated Version, both released by Lions Gate Home Entertainment.
There are 17 differences:
9 additional scenes/shots in the Unrated Version
1 additional scene/shot in the Theatrical Version
7 scenes with alternate/extended footage
The Unrated Version is 452.73 seconds longer (~ 7:33 minutes) than the Theatrical Version.
After Jason tells his cousin their grandma died of cancer, the conversation continues.
Nick: "Thats what they want you to think."
Jason: "She has cancer for 10 years."
Nick: "All too convenient, Jason."
Jason: "No it's not... at all."
Nick: "It's a conspiracy, man. Like 9/11."
Jason's dad slightly earlier.
Nick: "For your information: Grandma is not right here. Grandma is gone and she was taken from us. We must find the man that did this."
Jason then steps on his cousin's foot to shut him up.
Nick: "Your dad and fiancee are standing next to Beyonce?"
Jason: "What? No."
Nick: "Is Jay Z here too?"
Nick: "Is Blue Ivy here? I'm in the minority. I think that kid's gonne be hot."
Nick with e-cig insignificantly earlier.
4:23 Minutes / 3:43 Minutes
Jason: "Nick, get it together right now. Lock it up."
Nick would like to get hugged by Jason. After a moment's hesitation, he does so because Jason promises to cut the nonsense. Nicks blows smoke in Jason's ear. Certainly, Jason is anything but amused. At the end, Nick apologizes to his uncle while walking off.
In the Theatrical Version, the previous shot of Jason and Nick is longer.
32.16 sec / 0.6 sec
11:42 Minutes / 10:30 Minutes
In the Theatrical Version, Dick takes another sip from his flask. He does not do that in the Unrated Version.
27:33 Minutes / 26:20 Minutes
Tan Pam explains he got it: Jason and his grandpa are not into drugs. He points to a donation jar for his children. He explains he had 4 children by 6 women, that he was aware that the numbers do not match and that some of the children were mentally disabled. Dick flips a coin in the jar. Tan Pan honors the generosity and says a part of the money was for his children and the rest would be used for a blowjob at the dumpsters at McDonald's.
In the Theatrical Version, Jason does not pay up because Tan Pan shot at them. Pam then makes a little fun of it.
34.12 sec / 9.4 sec
40:46 Minutes/ 39:08 Minutes
In the Unrated Version, the emergency lights of the police buggy are on. In the Theatrical Version, they are not.
2.71 sec / 2.68 sec
The black guy puts his hand through the bars in order to touc Jason.
41:04 Minutes / 39:24 Minutes
The first half of the prison scene is different. Jason would like to get some pants and Gary, the cop, uses it as an opportunity to yank his chain. He pretends to oblige (pants/sandwich). Gary then asks if he wanted to be taken doggy style by one of his fellow inmates. All in all, the Unrated Version is more detailed.
96.43 sec / 58.4 sec
42:41 Minutes / 40:23 Minutes
All of a sudden, Pam appears behind Jason and asks Gary to let him go because it was late and he needed to open the store. Even though Pam sold drugs to children, Gary lets him walk. One of the reasons is Pam's diarrhea. He does not want that smell in there. Jason can't believe what just happened. When Pam approaches the exit, he encounters Finch, Gary's partner. They fool around a little. He says he had come with a bag of drugs the day before and he would like to have it back. In the background, Gary fidgets with that bag and tosses it to Pam. Before Pam leaves, he asks the two cops to vote for him in the mayoral election.
Jason attempts to get out of jail as well and tries to talk his way out. He explains he respected the job and he was working in law enforcement himself. He adds he always wanted to do what they were doing - even as a kid. Gary says they were called "pigs" very often and fast food bags were tossed in their direction regularly. Jason says he was sorry and explains he was a lawyer. Gary and Finch then make fun of Jason. Even when Jason insists to get his phone call. This scene is pretty trashed out. Eventually, Finch gets Jason's cell phone. They believe creating a Tinder/Grindr account for Jason would be funny. They suggest a guy named "Jefe" to Jason.
Basically, the scene is identical. There are slight alterations though. There is a bit more ridiculousness in the Unrated Version. All of a sudden, Pam appears behind Jason and asks Gary to let him go because it was late and he needed to open the store. Even though Pam sold drugs to children, Gary lets him walk after a few nice words. When Pam approaches the exit, he encounters Finch, Gary's partner. He says he had come with a bag of drugs the day before and he would like to have it back. In the background, Gary fidgets with that bag and tosses it to Pam. Pam notices Gary's muscles he gained from growth hormones. Jason says he was sorry and explains he was a lawyer who knew his rights and he was allowed to make a phone call. Finch gets Jason's cell phone.
283.45 sec / 87.72 sec
Meredith an Nick are sitting at the table. He comforts her a bit. Then he puts his arm around her. He slowly moves his arm and grabs her breast. Meredith reaches for his arm and puts it between her legs. Nick goes down on her and then asks if anyone had ever told her that the pussy of an English shepherd.
1:42:39 Minutes / 1:36:18 Minutes
Unrated: Lenore plays the grandma. She asks if the car for the birthday had aleady arrived and if Jason had gotten a bit fatter. Shadia then intends to get the car with Leonore. She gives her baby to Dick.
The Theatrical Version contains some alternate footage plus the part with Leonore mothering Jason is missing.
20.67 sec / 4.68 sec
Jason bends over to get the bottle. Pam can't resist so he makes a farting noise and then some jokes about it. Same thing happens when Jason makes a second attempt to get the bottle. Pam says he knew someone who would pay a lot of money for a healthy baby that could fight and he recommends to take the deal. Although Nick does not know him, he calls Pam trustworthy. A "Knock Knock" joke follows, then a little conversation between Jason and his grandpa.
Jason gets out the baby seat.